I was born at an early age and I was raised an Apache. I have a comemorative statue in Lavatica for dealing with an epidemic of respirating seagulls. I have experienced many divinities including the nasal lullabies of choral elephants

Damning people to Buttercup Land for all eternity, noooootch! (or whatever)

Plucking peppercorn and flicking it up your ass! Embracing vibes from my surroundings, from the pleasant flickering of an external modem to the look of joy on a young childs face when they hear the local Serial Killer waltzing down their way. I also enjoy languishing in the bowels of hell and collecting ancient scrolls of buddhist teachings.